Morph94's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Adorable Hamsters 2]

Work on your voice acting. I couldn't even make it halfway through the animation. Blegh. At least hire some people who actually know what they're doing, you know? Or at least try to disguise your voice a bit. Actually, your voice kind of sucks. Hire people. There are some voice actors out there who are willing to work for free, you know.

Also, I'm pretty sure most of your audio was taken from video games. There's only like... I dunno... THOUSANDS of songs and loops here on Newgrounds, each one ABSOLUTELY FREE to use? It seems idiotic to me, really. It's kind of like stealing a balloon from a party store that's right next to a free balloon stand.

[FAUX - Chapter 5]

Really fantastic production. I've really become a fan of Caxx's voice- she's a great actress. Lhasa's actress is fitting, too. I already know your artwork is impressive; you've shown that to me through the previous FAUX comics. The animation is well done, but I found some of the lip syncing to be a bit off.

The only complaint I have, and really the only thing that doesn't make this pop for me is Armand. The voice fits the character, but the lines all sound tinny. Almost as if he held a soup can up to his mouth and recorded with that.

It's impressive, I will give you that.

[ZTV News Episode 2]

Great animation. I love Caxx's voice. And I gotta say, the character of Zone-tan is really quite fascinating. If you were to say, oh... I don't know... make a series featuring her character that ISN'T pornographic in nature, I wouldn't argue. She has that cute gothic thing going on for her, kind of like Mandy from Grim Adventures or Ashley from Warioware.

Stamper was absolutely terrible.

[Pleasure Island 4]

You know, I realize this is a Sexual Lobster cartoon. But when the woman with the penis gun came out and started firing everywhere, my brain farted.

I digress. Great animation.

[Wonders of the Universe 3]

Very fluid animation, just like the previous ones. I liked it a lot. And unlike last episode, the recording quality of each actor's lines was quite good. Keep it up.

Oh, and uh... where's Legend of Blackbook 2?

[No Another Pokemon Parody]

Impressive. Really quite impressive.

[The Dropped Ocarina]

Not necessarily a five-star animation, but decent nevertheless. Your art style reminds me of John Kricfalusi with a little bit of your own personal flair tossed in for flavoring.

As far as humor goes, I got the joke and it made me chuckle. While it might not be the funniest, it's original. You didn't just reuse old jokes about Zelda that have been already used a million times. And that's commendable. At least you're trying something new.

Decent piece of work, my friend. Always look forward to seeing your submissions.

[Pokemon Red: Rock Tunnel]

Hey, nice flash.

Also, I used to sit on the pot playing Pokemon myself.

[Minecraft Fail]

There are times when sick and disturbing things are funny. This is not one of those times. The fact is, this is just another idiotic Minecraft parody (as if there weren't a million of those already). Honestly, you could have made something so much better if you had just taken a little more time to write things out.

Despite the terrible writing, everything else was impressive. A good performance from RicePirate, decent music, and fantastic art.

3 stars for effort, -2 for a stupid rape joke.

[Dr Whooves and Assistant]

Absolutely fantastic. A capital idea, sir.